To kick off the holiday season, the (sometimes) good guy in red is delivering the official trailer for Once Upon a Deadpool from 20th Century Fox! I think. Savage is here to recreate his famous role from The Princess Bride, as Deadpool recounts a cleaned-up, PG-13 version of Deadpool 2. It remains to be seen just how much of the footage shown will be new compared to what we've already seen in Deadpool 2, but hey, it's Wade Wilson sharing a story with Fred Savage.
Yes, Fred Savage, the grown man who has since gone on to do childlike things like direct episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, is tied down and won't be hearing a story like The Princess Bride this time.
If you look closely at the bookcase behind Savage, there's a Captain America action figure sitting on the shelf.
In the USA, the film was rated R violence, strong language, sexual content and obscenity, but while the MPAA has already given the new film a PG-13 rating for the States, over in the United Kingdom the British Board of Film Criticism (BBFC) has decided not to lower the rating.
Once Upon A Deadpool lubes itself up with butter and shimmies down the chimney and into theaters December 12.
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Patricia Yang, a postdoctoral fellow in mechanical engineering at the Georgia Institute of Technology , set out to investigate. Now we have this third method", Ms Yang said. "We now have only two methods to manufacture cubes: We mould it, or we cut it".
Reynolds' Deadpool explains that Savage is in "a PG-13 version of Deadpool, filtered through the prism of childlike innocence". Deadpool continues. "I need you, nearly as much as you need me".
Like I said, I super don't get it. No, this time, Deadpool's companion will be none other than Fred Savage.
Savage jokingly added, "While my participation in this film was anything but voluntary, I am happy to learn that Fudge Cancer will be the beneficiary of this shameless cash grab".